Freelance Research in System Ketchup is what his papers read, the true word blocked underneath blue crayon, and Gaster made a mental note to tell his sons to stay out of his work papers. Next to the paper’s vandalized title were doodles of three stick figures that Gaster knew his youngest had drawn as they vaguely appeared to be him and his boys… why the smallest had a cape on he may never know.
Gaster would emit, though, that it was a nice touch to see on a boring day like today and in such a dull room. The lab was boringly quiet and the eggshell white walls offered no excitement nor did the black and white checkerboard titled f
When Reading Isn't Enough (NSFW Sans Voice) by Undertale-X-Reader, journal
When Reading Isn't Enough (NSFW Sans Voice)
So I found some sinful stuff, so I'm here to show you. It's what I love, perhaps you'll maybe love it too. Now I'm letting you know, this is NSFW Sans, and if you're not into that then don't listen to it. (EDIT;; 4/30/16 This is for MATURE audiences ONLY, you have been WARNED, again. We will not be responsible for your young, innocent ears being 'tainted'. - Your Admins )
For all my lovely perv's out there, just enjoy and listen.
https://soundcloud.com/alwaysaslutforsans/maybe-nsfw-undertale-audio-sans-loves-your-body-3
https://soundcloud.com/alwaysaslutforsans/nsfw-undertale-sans-guides-you-on-your-first-time-comic-dub
https://sou
Who here still believes in Creepypasta? . . . They're fading away . . . 
Jeff: Help, we're fading away! 
Slenderman: Those girls are giving us a bad name. 
Masky: Yeah, I-I still have s-some ch-cheesecake . . . 
Hoodie: P-Please H-Help U-Us . . . 
Toby: Please d-don't forget u-us . . . *Twitch* 
Eyeless Jack: Please . . . Think about Sally. 
Sally: Please, Miss or Mister! I don't want to be forgotten . . . 
Laughing Jack: Please, *Sobs* I'm not laughing now . . . *Sobs*. 
Jane: Remember us, . . . please? 
Ben: I still have to beat Dead Rising 3, Titan Fall! I won't beat it without yo
(also, creepypasta technically can't just be "banned" in all seven continents, particularly in the country of the USA, being that moderate- to minimal- monitoring is ever actually done surrounding content of the interwebs, unless such content includes factors that may violate the rights of others [particularly privacy] or threatens national security. Just saying.)